Bad Internet Friend

I don’t like or subscribe

I don’t really take the time

To read all I need

Is to have some peace of mind

Oh I know I don’t scroll

I don’t really waste my time

I hope that you don’t mind

I didn’t know you were heading to a wedding

I didn’t know you made home made spaghetti

I didn’t see the picture of you in your car

With your lips pushed out and your gym clothes on

I didn’t know because I’m better not knowing

That you took time to tell the people that it’s snowing

Or show the yard that you’re mowing

I don’t care where you’re going

Cause baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

I hope that you don’t mind

I didn’t like the picture of your kids

I didn’t like the picture of your food

I don’t subscribe no matter what you did

I don’t care I don’t mean to be rude

Take me off of that email list

Log me out of that Discord room

Save your digital letters for somebody better than me

At saving virtual space for you

Save your digital letters for somebody better

Save your digital letters for somebody better

Save your digital letters for somebody better than me

At saving virtual space for you

Cause baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Cause baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

Baby I’m a bad bad bad internet friend

I hope that you don’t mind