Log Jammin

How long have you worked on these songs for?

Like so long

Mmm

Like before Covid

That long

This is what you came up with?

Are - are you just - is this how you’re gonna be?

You’re gonna be mean on the album?

Is this who you want people to think you really are?

A meanie?

I love you

I love you too

Let’s get to the root of the issue baby

I got a thing for you you’re looking so curvy

I’m not nocking the knots no I love em baby

Sticks and twigs can scratch my legs

But your curves don’t hurt me

Oh no

(Oh no)

I think you’re treemendous baby

Would you show me some wood?

You’re a treet

Swaying back and forth it feels good

Some people call it tree humpin’

Well whatever it is it it get’s my heart thumpin’

Twig, branch, trunk or tree stump

It don’t matter

Don’t matter to me

Log Jammin’

I don’t ever want to leaf you baby

Let me know if I’m barking up the wrong tree

Let’s retreet and go streeking down the streets of Montreeal

The pedestreeans will say we’re extraterrestreeal

Oh yeah

(Oh yeah)

Maybe your friend can join

And we become a treeo

I guarantree some pleasantrees in my treetment of you both

You and me a symmetree

Our chemistree is poetree

We’re victree

You’re in my bloodstreem

Breaking the circuitree of bigotree

We’re making histree

Baby can’t you see?

Oh!

Well some people call it tree humpin’

(Tree humpin’)

Well whatever it is it it get’s my heart thumpin’

(Heart thumpin’)

Twig, branch, trunk or tree stump

It don’t matter

Don’t matter to me no

Log Jammin’