Funky Baby Song

I am a robot

Beedaboop

Nowhere is nohow’d

I am a dinosaur robot

Prepare for the funk

Nice

Now can you do Batman

Yeah I’ll do Batman voice for a little while

(Funky baby

A funky baby)

I been funky

I been so funky

Since the day I was born

I been funky

I been so dang funky

Since the day I was born

The day that I was born

The doctor was worried

And he was in a hurry

Yeah

They had to send out a warning

On that morning

I was born in

The doctor came up to my mom he said

Ma’am you got a funky baby

(Funky baby)

She said what?

(A funky baby)

But there’s a problem ma’am

He’s eating all the vitamin F

There ain’t enough to go around

For the other babies

(Oh no)

We’ve got a crisis on our hands

Cause your baby’s too dang funky

Yeah

And even though I was less than one minute old

And had just been born

I looked that doctor right in his eyes

And I told him like this I told him

I ain’t got no plans tonight

Except to get funky

I ain’t got no plans tonight no

Except to get funky with you

I ain’t got no plans tonight

Except to get funky

I ain’t got no plans tonight no

(No no no tell em again)

Except to get funky with you

Maxaphone been funky

He’s been so gosh darn funky

Since the day he was born

(Since the day I was born)

Since the day he was born

The day that Max was born

The doctors were confused

Because Max was born holding a space flute

They looked at his mom and said

Ma’am there’s something weird about your baby

(There’s something weird about your baby ma’am)

(What is it doctor)

He appears to be

Half man half funk

(Half man half funk

Half man half funk)

He’s a centaur of funk

A funktaur

(A funktaur)

(Which half is the funk)

A mythical funk beast

With trumpets for horns

Drums fore butt cheeks

And a big sweaty saxaphone

As his tail

He will feast upon the unfunky

And his hunger knows no bounds

(His hunger knows no bounds no)

And even though max was less than five minutes old

And had just been born

He looked that doctor right in the eye

And said check out this tasty lick

Oh yeah alright yeah

Clearly we don’t have any plans

Except to get funky

Except to get funky baby

I said we don’t have any plans no

Except to get funky

Except to get funky with you

Oh we ain’t got no plans

(No no no tell em again)

Except to get funky

Except to get funky with you baby